Do you people still check out the Drudge Report thing? Yeah we don’t really either. But Gawker tells us that nowadays Matt Drudge only posts articles about Barack Obama and Serena Williams and whatever other black people exist beating up white people and line judges everywhere, most likely on buses. Well, Matt’s given out your lead story assignment for the night, news anchors, so let’s have some rough drafts ready by four okay? [Gawker]

Not that we’re going to start believing everything Fox News reports/decides, but you know that Ashley Todd cut-nut ghost-negro racist fantasy that thrilled America for a single night? According to the executive editor of Fox News, America’s White/Poor Family News Channel, “Senator McCain’s quest for the presidency is over, forever linked to race-baiting.” MORE »

And then she attacked a college in Maryland, the end. [YouTube/Today Show]

Now that Hillary’s on her last leg, again, what new pro-Hillary 527s will form to release silly ads attacking Barack Obama? One of these — the newly minted “American Leadership Project” — incorporated with the IRS on February 15. According to ABC News, white men in Ohio will be a focus, “and if there are any excess funds Latinos in Texas and middle class families in Pennsylvania will also be targeted.” Anyone else smell a race-baiting ad that will ultimately damage the party but will still be funny forever? After the jump, check out ALP’s first ad. It’s a timid start, but they’ll get there. MORE »