Tag: race

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Donald Trump Ready To Deport Sportsballer Colin Kaepernick For Anti-Flag Crimethink

America is a land of boundless freedom, as long as you don't say anything unkind about it in relation to the flag or national anthem.
Trump campaign prepares for first visit to a black church

Donald Trump To Visit Black Church In Detroit, No Matter How Dangerous It Might Be

Donald Trump plans to visit an African-American church Saturday, and we're betting we'll never hear the end of it.
These cutesy 'Abbey Road' recreations are getting out of hand

Donald Trump Staggeringly Wrong About Another Thing (Crime). Bet You’re As Shocked As We Were!

Donald Trump was incredibly wrong about crime rates. Imagine that!
This is a big dumbfuck deal

Ex-Trumper Corey Lewandowski Revives Birther Nonsense, As If Week Weren’t Stupid Enough Already

CNN's Corey Lewandowski did a great job of defending his former boss, Donald Trump, from Barack Obama's assessment that Trump is unfit for office. How? By asking where the hell Obama's birth certificate is.
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Bill O’Reilly: Slaves Who Built White House Had It GREAT!

Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.

Donald Trump’s African-American Not Actually Donald Trump’s African-American

The man Donald Trump singled out as "my African-American" at a recent campaign appearance isn't a Trump Supporter, but doesn't mind Trump's comments, because he's running for Congress and wow did this ever get him some publicity.
You can tell he's a thug from a shady neighborhood.

Black Middle-Schooler Charged With ‘Stealing’ Free Milk From Lunch Line, For Some Reason

A Virginia middle-schooler was charged with larceny and suspended from school after a cop accused him of 'stealing' a 65-cent carton of milk that he was entitled to have as part of his free school lunch. Franz Kafka would be proud.

Supreme Court Rules Prosecutors Must Hide Racism More Effectively In Death Penalty Cases

The U.S. Supreme Court decided Monday that the Constitution only allows racial bias in jury selection when it's a lot more subtle than that practiced by a Georgia prosecutor's office 29 years ago. The court overturned the conviction and...
Also, Dude, don't read the Breitbart comments

Barack Obama Tells You A Thing He Knows About The Negro And The Oriental

President Obama signed a bill Friday updating federal law to eliminate obsolete racial terms like 'negro' and 'Oriental' from federal law. Rightwing reaction was as measured and thoughtful as you'd expect.

Montana School Gets Black Student, Morons Get Racist, School Bans Confederate Flags

A high school in the tiny Montana town of Livingston (population 7,044) has banned the Confederate flag from school property after the school enrolled its one and only black student. Get ready for the predictable shitstorm of butthurt neo-Confederate...

California Bars And Restaurants Doin’ Racial Profiling Like They’ve Turned Into Texas

In Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five, there's a lovely Kilgore Trout story-within-a-story called "The Gospel From Outer Space." An alien came to Earth, studied Christianity very carefully, and concluded that the true message of the Gospels was "Before you kill somebody,...
It's a mystery!

Bill O’Reilly Mystified: Why Are The Blacks So Racist Against Poor Donald Trump?

For a guy who likes to think of himself as pretty smart, Bill O'Reilly is pretty easily flummoxed by little things like how the tides work, what socialism is, and what war correspondents do. And now he's confused by...
Oh, so THAT'S what that gesture means!

Deleted Comments: Obama Murdered Scalia, Just Like He Killed Joan Rivers!

Hey Kids, welcome to a special Saturday edition of your weekly Deleted Comments, seeing as our how Sunday morning is going to be consumed with giving you good people all the straight dope on the Nevada caucuses and the...
We're only doing this to get your attention

Racist Maine Gov. Paul LePage Decides It’s The Blacks Dealing Drugs After All

How incompetent is Paul LePage, the racist Hefty bag of bile and moose leavings who's somehow won two terms as Maine's governor? Apart from being so blessedly stupid that he mistakenly allowed a bunch of progressive legislation to become...
Yeah, HE'S the idiot

Fox News: President Obama Again Proves He’s Out Of Touch By Stating Facts, Being Black

Important Fox News alert: President Obama is the worst! Again! What did he do this time? The usual: He opened his mouth, during an interview on NPR, and let words spill forth, and you know how he does that...
He may or may not get to have a word with the Framers about original intent.

Justice Scalia Knows The Blacks Are Too Dumb For Real Colleges

You'll be shocked to know that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said a Not Very Nice But Very Typical Of Him thing on Wednesday. Was it about lady parts? Homo parts? Nope, this time it was about African-American brain parts: He argued that "most of...