In a stunning display of Republican racism, a band of devilish raccoons has invaded the White House grounds with a list of immediate demands, including War in Iran. If bitten by a raccoon, Barack Obama could suffer what Beltway Insiders are calling his most devastating setback in what has already been a catastrophic presidency: rabies. MORE »

Now we know you left-wing liberals will pretend to be shocked by this image of a hanged raccoon in western New York, but c’mon, this is one hot ticket! The sign says, as best we can read it, “VOTE NO BLACK DC’S,” meaning, “Do not elect octoroon Bob Barr to the D.C. City Council.” Good advice! Oh and because we are Fair & Balanced, here is an unwatchable video of some Britons blowing up a Sarah Palin effigy. [YouTube]

Here’s Mrs. Calvin Coolidge at the White House Easter Egg Roll in 1927, seventeen months before the Great Depression began. The raccoon in the S&M collar is her pet raccoon, “Rebecca.” According to the Library of Congress, “The president built a little house for Rebecca.”

Who says Judy Giuliani doesn’t have what it takes to be a batshit crazy first lady?

Presidential Pets [White House]