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Posts Tagged ‘quotes’

RESPONSIBLE CENTRISTS

Monday, September 14th, 2009
  • DIANNE FEINSTEIN SAYS A COMICAL THING! Reliably annoying Democrat Dianne Feinstein is getting all “meh” on health care, right now, of course: “I just find that if you’re going to remake a sixth of the American economy, it’s very difficult at this time of great economic angst.” Yes! It’s not Smart to fix a major chunk of the American economy when said American economy is insanely broken. [SF Chronicle]

MILLARD FILLMORE OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Would you hit it?BARACK OBAMA BEARS STUNNING RESEMBLANCE TO EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY: Presumptuous Barack Obama isn’t just like Abraham Lincoln — he has also bitten the rhymes of such American notables as Rutherford B. Hayes and Chester A. Arthur. He is truly a chameleon, this Obama. [Eric Spiegelman]


UP WITH CAPITALISM

CNN Will Sell You Latest Hilarious Headline On Tee Shirt

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Buy six for your Republican dad who hates John McCain!Wonkette Political Apparel Operative “Lisa” directs us to a magical store on CNN where you can buy tee shirts with funny quotes on them. But buy now because the shirts are only on sale until the headline falls off the “Latest News” section!!!! Oh no wait they have an archive too. Brilliant. [CNN Shirt]


BUSH

Maybe He Was Making a Sort of Obscure ‘Crash’ Reference?

Monday, March 13th, 2006

bushhammer.jpgDo you think the Secret Service has to throw themselves in front of his hammer if he’s about to hit his thumb? MORE »