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CNN Will Sell You Latest Hilarious Headline On Tee Shirt

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Buy six for your Republican dad who hates John McCain!Wonkette Political Apparel Operative “Lisa” directs us to a magical store on CNN where you can buy tee shirts with funny quotes on them. But buy now because the shirts are only on sale until the headline falls off the “Latest News” section!!!! Oh no wait they have an archive too. Brilliant. [CNN Shirt]


Maybe He Was Making a Sort of Obscure ‘Crash’ Reference?

Monday, March 13th, 2006

bushhammer.jpgDo you think the Secret Service has to throw themselves in front of his hammer if he’s about to hit his thumb? MORE »