Tag: quiverfull

Ooh! Wanna Send Your Teens To Arranged Marriage Camp With Some Quiverfull Duggar Types?

Quiverfull patriarch Vaughn Ohlman presents a thrilling three day retreat where you can pick out a spouse for your teenage kid!

Did Alleged Abusive Baby-Hoarding Kansas Councilman Steal A Child From Lesbians? Probably

Remember Topeka Councilman Jonathan Schumm, and his sad wife, Allison, and how they were IN JAIL for felony child abuse of at least one of their 16 children? Thanks to excellent reporting by Buzzfeed, we have two new gross...
Newsweek's gift to posterity

Deleted Comments: Like Your Master Obama, Wonkette Wants To Destroy America

So here's one heck of a surprise: Most of our deleted comments this week are about the Paris terrorist attacks, and the subsequent mass pants-soiling by Republican governors, Republican presidential candidates, and the truly rank Republican rank & file...
But Jesus forgave us!

The Duggar Interview: Why Won’t The Liberal Media Stop Molesting Our Kids?

Did you watch the EXCLUSIVE Megyn Kelly interview with Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar last night? The one where Megyn Kelly said she wasn't going to give them some sort of interrogation about how their son Josh molested his...
Making that face is one of the things he learned in sex rehab.

Josh Duggar Told A Foster Kids’ Group How Evil It Is To Abuse Kids. He Would Know.

Josh Duggar spoke to a gala for the Christian Children's Home of Ohio (CCHO) on April 11 of this year, mere weeks before the nation learned about his firsthand experience with abusing kids: Josh Duggar visited the Christian Children’s Home...
Suspect tends to have a visible erection at all times.

Homeschooling Hero Wants You To Stop Being Mean To Righteous Kid-Diddler Josh Duggar

So a short while back that feels like a million years ago now, we quite presciently told you Josh Duggar proves "reality shows are bad, the Duggars are the worst, bigots are terrible, and don’t homeschool your kids." And that...

Jizz Causes Lady Cancer, And Other Fun Sex Tips From The Duggars

We've learned so much about the Duggars in the past couple weeks! Of course, we now know, in grisly detail, about how Josh Duggar molested five girls, four of whom were also his co-stars on TLC's 19 Kids And Counting,...

For The Ladies: What Not To Wear If You Don’t Want To Get Diddled By A Duggar

By now, we all know that Josh Duggar molested some of his sisters, and we also know that -- because of the Duggar family's gross, Quiverfull, patriarchal, Christian fundamentalist, Father-Knows-Best lifestyle -- if you are a girl and you are molested or raped,...
Let us tell you our sex fantasies.

How Not To Counsel Your Daughters When They’ve Been Molested By Josh Duggar

It's okay to feel sorry for Josh Duggar -- we as liberals know teenage boys' brains haven't finished developing yet, which is why we don't like sending them to the electric chair. Liberals also know we are molded by...
Cover it ALL up.

Duggar Wedding Scandal (Maybe): Did Jessa And Poor Ben Do It In The Church? (We Mean ‘Bone’) Update: No, Probably Not

UPDATE: Never Mind, looks like everybody , including Yr Wonkette, fell for a fake/satire blog. Good golly, looks like those virginal young scamps from the Duggar Clown Car -- not that we're calling them clowns, mind you -- just...

19 Kids And Counting Recap: The Courtship Suspense Is Killing Us

Just like last week, Daddy Duggar and spawn Jill are in Nepal, which means maybe we'll have the joy of more casual racism from Daddy. Do you know how much we've come to hate the intro credits where Mom Duggar...

19 Kids And Counting Recap: Let’s All Go To A Quiverfull Wedding!

We are thanking our lucky stars above that unlike last week, there is only one episode of the Duggar family saga, "19 Kids and Counting" to recap this week. Watching two of them is a level of torture we...

Let’s All Read This Lawsuit About Creepy Assaulting (Allegedly!!) Masturbating Quiverfull Pastor Guy

Last year, Douglas Phillips, the head of Vision Forum Ministries, one of those deeply creepy Quiverfull churches, and total superfriend of Clown Car Vagina Family Duggars, stepped down after revealing he'd had a "lengthy, inappropriate affair" with a ladyperson....

WND Finds Duggar Daughters’ Secret Of Happy Families. Spoiler: It’s Jesus

Watch, if you can, this video of 21% of the Duggar children as they explain the secret to successful family life, especially how to do dating, or as these gals call it, "courtship," because only sluts "date." It's "dating...

Anti-Gay Anti-Girl Crackpot ‘Quiverfull’ Leader Resigns Following Affair, And Also It’s Tuesday

Happy Blowvember, everyone! Yet another rightwing "pro family" leader has  resigned after an extramarital affair; this time around, it's Douglas Phillips, former president of "Vision Forum Ministries." In a seriously icky resignation statement, Phillips writes There has been serious sin...

Mitt Romney Wants All You 22-Year-Olds To Get Knocked Up Now, For Our Savior

Gawd, you people are awful. According to famous women-binding failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney the problem with you selfish dolts is that you simply won't get married when you're really young. "Some people could marry, but choose to take more...