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  A Rising Elevator Lifts All Cars

Quarter-Billionaire Mitt Romney A Total Communist Now (Because He Hadn’t Flip-Flopped On That Yet)

We can’t rule out, regarding this tweet above that posits the unlikely claim that His Lord High … fuck it, Mitt Romney … is “concerned” about the growing wealth gap, the possibility that Romney was talking about the shocking disparities in life opportunity between millionaires and billionaires. Read more on Quarter-Billionaire Mitt Romney A Total Communist Now (Because He Hadn’t Flip-Flopped On That Yet)…
  this was a triumph

‘Ex-Gay Pride’ Rally Draws Crowd Of Ten, Makes Us Actually Sad For Them, Oh Well We Are Over It

Despite its organizer’s prediction that “thousands of ex-gays” would turn out for a protest in front of the Supreme Court, the big “Ex-Gay Pride Month” event Wednesday drew a whopping ten people. Yr Wonkette would like to apologize for our wildly inaccurate prediction that the event would attract “tens, possibly dozens” of attendees. There’s just no excuse for optimistic exaggerations like that. Read more on ‘Ex-Gay Pride’ Rally Draws Crowd Of Ten, Makes Us Actually Sad For Them, Oh Well We Are Over It…
  born with a silver foot in his mouth

Chip Off Old Block Mitt Romney Remembers ‘Humorous’ Time His Dad Shut Down a Plant

Doodley doodley doo, what’s this? You say Mitt Romney said something perhaps a mite insensitive about Working People and how hilarious it is when they are shoved into a Detroit snowbank, their waif children cold and crying? Take it back, we will not have such slanders and libels! Our Mittens is ever wise and tender when it comes to Money and the Quiet Rooms in Which It Is Spoke. At the outset of the call, Romney said he has some connections to Wisconsin. “One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors … They had a factory in Michigan, and they had a factory in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and another one in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,” said Romney. “And as the president of the company he decided to close the factory in Michigan and move all the production to Wisconsin. Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the production to Wisconsin was a very sensitive issue to him, for his campaign.” That is funny! Read more on Chip Off Old Block Mitt Romney Remembers ‘Humorous’ Time His Dad Shut Down a Plant…
  how victorian

Romney Declines To Discuss Wealth Disparity Unless It’s In ‘Quiet Rooms’

Now listen here, Mitt Romney would just like to say, it is awfully unsporting of Barack Obama to go jaunting about on his campaign trail rousing mischief among the rabble and inciting their passions until they are envious of Mittens’ lovely piles of money. MANNERS. The correct way to address this dirty business of the wealth gap is NOT to go around discussing other peoples’ money in company, BARACK OBAMA, but instead, says Mitt Romney, to “talk about those things in quiet rooms.” Read more on Romney Declines To Discuss Wealth Disparity Unless It’s In ‘Quiet Rooms’…