Tag: quiet rooms

Quarter-Billionaire Mitt Romney A Total Communist Now (Because He Hadn’t Flip-Flopped On That Yet)

We can't rule out, regarding this tweet above that posits the unlikely claim that His Lord High ... fuck it, Mitt Romney ... is "concerned" about the growing wealth gap, the possibility that Romney was talking about the shocking...

‘Ex-Gay Pride’ Rally Draws Crowd Of Ten, Makes Us Actually Sad For Them, Oh Well We Are Over It

Despite its organizer's prediction that "thousands of ex-gays" would turn out for a protest in front of the Supreme Court, the big "Ex-Gay Pride Month" event Wednesday drew a whopping ten people. Yr Wonkette would like to apologize...

Scurrilous Scallawags Aim To Jape At Their Betters, The Lord And Lady Romney

Who are these you people who insist on making mockery of Mittens Romney, His Lord High Hairgel? Why have they not yet been put in a quiet room, in Guantanamo? Beats us. And better yet, find them and beat...

Chip Off Old Block Mitt Romney Remembers ‘Humorous’ Time His Dad Shut Down a Plant

Doodley doodley doo, what's this? You say Mitt Romney said something perhaps a mite insensitive about Working People and how hilarious it is when they are shoved into a Detroit snowbank, their waif children cold and crying? Take it...

Romney Declines To Discuss Wealth Disparity Unless It’s In ‘Quiet Rooms’

Now listen here, Mitt Romney would just like to say, it is awfully unsporting of Barack Obama to go jaunting about on his campaign trail rousing mischief among the rabble and inciting their passions until they are envious of...