COUNTDOWN TO NUPTIAL BLISS:“Could the last picture in Jenna’s unofficial wedding album be a study in normal American life? Maybe not. Her husband’s Baltimore job will be with an electric utility company that dumped 8bn pounds of polluted fly ash into the ground, contaminating drinking water for hundreds of nearby families.” [Guardian]

The end. [Reuters]

CINDY MCCAIN THROWS RECIPE THIEF INTERN UNDER THE BUS: Who is to blame for the terrible plagiarism scandal involving food recipes and sticky-fingered Cindy McCain? An intern, of course. The McCain campaign says the offending person has been “swiftly dealt with,” by which we assume “quietly murdered.” [TMZ] MORE »

The Pentagon vowed Friday to pay for any damages incurred when it shoots down that broken satellite of love. Just like it vowed to rebuild Iraq! At least there’s a blueprint this time. [Reuters]