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ANGRY FLORIDA HIPPIE LEGISLATORS LOSE INTERNET: From the Miami Herald: “Partisan rancor erupted on the state House floor Friday morning as Democrats and Republicans feuded over procedural moves that led House Speaker Marco Rubio to angrily gavel the chamber quiet, order House guards to shut off Internet access and require members to quietly stay in their seats.” Meanwhile, homosexual state Rep. Bob “Twenty Dollar” Allen gets to check out Internet blowjob porn from his home! Who gets the last laugh now, moralists? [Miami Herald]

*AH, THAT LOSER FROM RHODE ISLAND:* Former Republican Sen. Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island, who lost his Senate seat last year solely because he was a Republican, has endorsed Barack Obama. Those -2 Rhode Island delegates are all yours, Barry. [TPM Election Central]

CLINTON ‘ALL BUT CONCEDING LOSSES’ IN TODAY’S PRIMARIES: Which means, of course, a landslide victory for Hillary by nightfall. [AP]

REP. TOM LANTOS IS DEAD: The California Democrat was the only Holocaust survivor ever to serve in Congress. He was also a super delegate for Hillary ….[AP]

ROMNEY CAMPAIGN POST MORTEM: Dogged by “miscalculations,” including the gamble that Americans would ignore what a tool that guy was. [NYT]

LOU DOBBS WAS RIGHT (AGAIN): Think you might enjoy being whisked away by a group of “sophisticated Mexicans”? Think again! An FBI agent warns that “It’s not a pleasant experience.” [San Diego Union-Tribune]

OK THIS IS NOT SO FUNNY: Tornadoes kill at least 45 people across the South. [New York Times]

HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND: The recession is officially here. Tax cuts tax cuts tax cuts, now and forever! [CNN Money]

PROJECTION: Arkansas goes to native son Huckabee and native daughter-in-law Clinton.

PROJECTIONS! Obama - IL … Clinton - OK … McCain - CT, IL … Romney - MA MORE »

OH, THIS IS RICH: Fox News CEO Roger Ailes says “The candidates that can’t face Fox, can’t face Al Qaeda,” because they are the same thing. [Huffington Post]