Obama is campaigning in West Virginia, where he will lose by 80 points because he is black, and he is wearing a flag pin. Still a terrorist! [McClatchy, Getty Photo]

Here is Our Hillary in a Denny’s or something in West Virginia, talking with some old gal about why gender should always be chosen over race. Lookin’ at you, Ms. Fake Woman, in the back. [Getty Photo]

Hey look, the Secretary of Transportation (we have absolutely no clue who that is) has a new blog. How Y2K! (S)he sets a great example by calling it “The Fast Lane” and therefore can be blamed for all high speed motorist accidents in the future. It is the worst blog we’ve ever seen. [Fast Lane]

Oh she’s just asking for it this time. This is our way of saying, “No.” [Hillary Clinton]

You know, we can’t even tell what’s a stupid parody or what’s a stupid sincere YouTube statement of idiocy these days, so here you go, a YouTube thing uploaded today, so this pretty much negates the nine superdelegates Barack Obama picked up today. (Hilz got one.) [YouTube]

“The Senate Ethics Committee declined Thursday to investigate Sen. David Vitter, who was linked to an escort service whose owner was convicted in federal court and subsequently committed suicide.” But of course. [AP]

The national press corps has found EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT CNN footage of Obama wearing — gasp — jeans on his airplane, while talking on the phone. Watch this inflammatory CNN video here of Obama wearing a certain type of common pants. John McCain calls them “dungarees.” [CNN]

What, the Democratic National Convention Committee couldn’t find a black artist to design the credentials? MORE »

It appears “pressure” isn’t the only thing mounting on Senator Clinton. Thanks to eagle-eyed reader John for spotting this on The Note before they replaced it with something a little less scandalous. [ABC News]

Everyone is suddenly writing about this breaking new Paultard settlement called Paulville, and they have been sending us tips all day long about how “we’ll never believe it!” Oh, we do believe it, because we wrote about this exact thing six or seven weeks ago. C’mon folks, what site do you think this is? [Paulville]

Some student at the Univeristy of Alaska-Fairbanks has built a Lego replica of one of the campus’ buildings, and here he depicts Alaska’s hot governor Sarah Palin attending the groundbreaking. She’s even hotter as a freakish piece of plastic. [Ty Keltner, News-Miner]