Tag: queen elizabeth

On Her Majesty’s Secret Snack Bowl: Police Were Ordered To Leave Elizabeth’s Nuts Untouched

Here's a weird little tidbit that's emerged from the phone hacking trial for executives from Rupert Murdoch's News of the World tabloid: For reasons not made the least bit clear in this BBC story, on Thursday, the jury was...

A Weary America Rejoices, For A Royal Baby Is Born Unto Us

The world literally came to a stop this afternoon, ceasing to rotate on its axis as the entire universe and multiverses came to a breathless standstill to await the birth of the GREATEST ROYAL BABY IN INTERNET HISTORY. With...

Free Republic Geniuses Would Like To Be Part Of England Again, To Escape Socialism

Oh look, some super-brilliant science nerd at the Free Republic has written an Open Letter to the Queen of Englande! It is full of incontrovertible facts, like how we must rejoin the British Empire, because Barack Obama is socialist....

British Lizard Queen Celebrates 60 Earth Years of Oppression

Is everyone super excited about the "Diamond Jubilee" of America's queen of hearts, Elizabeth II? They should be, after her exciting performance at yesterday's American football spectacular "half time." Here is the well-known story we all recite to ourselves...

Proto-Bristol Palin: Schwarzenegger Fathered Kid With ‘the Help’

Ten years ago, the Culture of Life was going strong. How do we know this? Arnold Schwarzenegger got one of his maids pregnant a decade ago, and she went through with it, having the kid and pretending her husband...

New Aussie PM Eagerly Awaits Queen Elizabeth’s Death

Did you know that Australia, the America of the Antiopdes, still squirms under the brutal heel of Elizabeth of Windsor? It is true! The Aussies came close to throwing off her yoke a decade ago, but she...

Elizabeth Windsor Returns To Scene Of Her 9/11 Crimes

Nobody educated denies that the 9/11 attacks were planned at the highest levels at Buckingham Palace. It's well-known that the Teutonic clan that has run the once-great British nation ever since the bloodless coup of the "Hanoverian Succession"...

LaRouchite Dem Candidate ‘Ke$ha’ Has Some Awesome Ideas Re: Space Colonies, Impeachment

Texas' 22nd district gave America its greatest statesman, Tom DeLay, and then seven glorious weeks of Shelly Dracula Cunt, but since then its representatives have been a little on the dull side. How are we going to fix...

LaRouchite Weirdos Protesting Queen Elizabeth Again, In DC

Wonkette operative Dan T. was just walking to work at the Capitol (where he is the Queen's Witchfinder General) when, from a very great and apparently safe distance, he took this picture with his "smart phone." It shows some...

Posh-Ponce David Cameron To Beg Honorable Elizabeth Windsor For Her Government

Here is the scene in dreadful, leaderless Englandtowne right now, where posh-ponce David Cameron is on his way to the Palace to perform his latest rabbit-goblin dance for the delight of royal lady Queen Elizabeth, of the German-British ruling...

Gordon Brown Going To Queen’s House To Resign, David Cameron To Take Over In Tit-Bit?

Self-loathing Labour monster Gordon Brown is literally in a fancy car right now on his way to the Queen's Palace to tell the noble monarch Elizabeth Windsor that he would be honored to no longer have a job running...

Posh-Ponce David Cameron Performed For Queen As Rabbit-Goblin

David Cameron is just like us! He dressed like a forest animal for a school play ... along with Prince Edward. And that's how Young Davey first met his royal highness and actual cousin, Queen Elizabeth II. (Posh Davey...

500-Year-Old Monarch Has Reigned Through a Dozen U.S. Presidents!

Here is something pretty gross: Queen Elizabeth II -- holy emperor of the Kingdom of the Picts, Scots, Irish, French and the Ancient Chinamen -- has been the Monarch of this bog-land since Harry S. Truman was president. And...

Barack Obama Basically Punches Queen Of England

The Obamas have a terrible relationship with the Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor. This is known. When they visited the Queen a few months ago, Barack Obama gave Her Majesty a "Touch iPod" loaded with hardcore interracial pornography films...

WHY IS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TAKING OUR TEA BAGS? "The lower classes and uneducated swarms seem to be the primary target for this 'collection by coercion,' in which the Senate and House of Representatives have dug in their heels...

THESE OBAMAS MUST RESPECT OUR QUEEN: "The president's presumptuousness most certainly did not stop with the poison gift of the I-pod. Instead of holding tape recordings of quality music from Great Britain, rumor has it this device was filled...