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Posts Tagged ‘quantum sleeper’

The Only Way To Escape Barack & Hillary

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

The U.S. Government should take its steroids-investigating funds and purchase one of these for every member of the media (the entire U.S. population). We can hide in them until the evening of April 22, cover the Pennsylvania primary results, and then return to hiding until Sinbad defeats the terrorists in Bosnia, again. [QSleeper]