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Fox News is airing snippets of Brit Hume’s interview with Vice President Dick Cheney (which will be broadcast in its entirety at 6 p.m.; we plan to liveblog it, so tune in). Here are a few quotes (or paraphrases): MORE »

* Justice Scalia: “[Y]ou would have to be an idiot to believe [in a living Constitution].” [Think Progress] MORE »

Check out the headline and lede of this article by Dana Milbank of the Washington Post (who was arrested earlier this morning by Wonkette’s Capitol Fashion Police; but we sent him a Valentine’s Day card to make up for it): MORE »

UPDATE: Bumped to stem the flow of emails. No, he’s not dead, and there’s no way in hell Cheney will be charged with anything if that changes. MORE »

Did any of you tune into the afternoon press conference at the Christus Spohn Hospital (Corpus Christi Memorial), where Dick Cheney shooting victim Harry Whittington is being treated? It wasn’t as exciting as the White House briefing earlier this afternoon; but we tuned in, since it was either that or Judge Hatchett. See — we stay home and watch TV, so you don’t have to! MORE »

Scott McClellan: “Please, Mr. Vice-President — don’t shoot!” MORE »