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Conservatives Crush Dumb Liberals With Popular Political Hashtag, Not So Much With Ideas, Candidates, Campaigns, Message

Twitchy, which is the website your mom would put together if she were a crazy conservative asshole obsessed with microscopically relevant Twitter bullshit, has CONFIRMED TODAY RIGHT NOW that #tcot was the most popular political hashtag in 2012, and so really it is president. Since Twitchy launched in March, we’ve been documenting daily evidence of conservative Twitter domination and hilarious liberal hashtag failures. Whether it’s hijacking progressive hashtags or launching their own, conservatives rule the political Twitterverse. Today, Twitter confirmed what Twitchy has been reporting. The #tcot, or “top conservatives on Twitter” hashtag, tops the list of political hashtags for 2012. Finally, a website dedicated to recycling random tweets in an effort to make cloistered idiots feel better about their insular online world has achieved its first victory: sort of taking part in the use of a pointless hashtag!  Congrats? Read more on Conservatives Crush Dumb Liberals With Popular Political Hashtag, Not So Much With Ideas, Candidates, Campaigns, Message…
 

Defiant Clinton Voters Will Stick It To The Media

Despite the fact that he now leads the Democratic nomination race by every conceivable metric, Barack Obama will not be the candidate running against John McCain. Legions of Clinton die-hards will turn out in West Virginia tomorrow to stick it to MSNBC, Robert Reich, non-hard-working white people, and other members of the sexist cabal who want Hillary to throw in the towel before she has humiliated herself in all 50 states (plus Guam, Samoa, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Tatooine). Read more on Defiant Clinton Voters Will Stick It To The Media…
 

Wonkette Scores Pyrrhic Victory Against Ron Paul Racing!

Ron Paul Racing — that Paultard “media strategy” we wrote one half-assed post about earlier this week — appears to be over, because of some… conspiracy thing or other. Its website is waving the white flag, like Hillary Clinton with the Iraq: “As you all can see the vicious lies and attacks on Ron Paul Racing are not stopping, the time and resources spent all week have been to [sic] much for our small organization to swat down.” Since we’re too lazy to Google for other “lies and attacks” against Ron Paul Racing, we’re claiming victory! Hooray! Read more on Wonkette Scores Pyrrhic Victory Against Ron Paul Racing!…