Wonkette

Despite the fact that he now leads the Democratic nomination race by every conceivable metric, Barack Obama will not be the candidate running against John McCain. Legions of Clinton die-hards will turn out in West Virginia tomorrow to stick it to MSNBC, Robert Reich, non-hard-working white people, and other members of the sexist cabal who want Hillary to throw in the towel before she has humiliated herself in all 50 states (plus Guam, Samoa, the Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Tatooine). MORE »

Ron Paul Racing — that Paultard “media strategy” we wrote one half-assed post about earlier this week — appears to be over, because of some… conspiracy thing or other. Its website is waving the white flag, like Hillary Clinton with the Iraq: “As you all can see the vicious lies and attacks on Ron Paul Racing are not stopping, the time and resources spent all week have been to [sic] much for our small organization to swat down.” Since we’re too lazy to Google for other “lies and attacks” against Ron Paul Racing, we’re claiming victory! Hooray! MORE »