The Navy is apparently out of purple hearts, so now no one in Iraq will get hurt anymore! [Houston Chron]

This little bit of batshit crazy is a week old, but it was lost in the Virginia Tech maelstrom. I share it with you now.

History will be made today when Copperas Cove resident Bill Thomas and his wife, Georgia, present President George W. Bush with a Purple Heart at the Oval Office. MORE »