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We were getting all ready to end this perfectly shitty news day by sharing photos of the new panda babies at the National Zoo,...

It's a special Ho-Ho-Huh? Edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the stories that don't quite deserve their very own posts,...

OK, we were kind of hoping to avoid writing about this because it is so fucking sad and we have very little funny to...

Just a quick reminder, Wonkeratti, that you have a bit over a week to get ahold of and read our Book Club's first selection,...

Yr Wonkette, just like everybody else, still stuck in one of the first four stages of the five stages of grief. ("Acceptance" is not...

Not that you'd notice from the 40 million unemployed "workers" in this country, or the way all the houses in your neighborhood are being...

Angelina Jolie recolonized The Congo so that Brangelina could adopt as many precious diamonds and African orphans as humanly possible. On a similar note:...

So there was a terrible earthquake in Haiti, and the news out of there is pretty fucking grim, which is why people who clicked...

Creepy Italian sausage SILVIO "JUST CALL ME PAPI" BERLUSCONI cherishes his privacy. Sì, Berlusconi needs his special alone time, so he can mount meter...

By the Comics CurmudgeonThe economy's in the crapper! Tim Geithner cannot and will not save us! The stimulus is not stimulating enough, or is...

This is your puppy, America. It belongs to you.

Oh look at those Obamas once again "doing the right thing" and being decent or whatever. The terrorist cell "PETA" just sent us this...

Both presidential candidates released some angry shit-talking commercials today. Apparently Barack Obama promises your family fewer jobs, while John McCain lives in a tiny...

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