Tag: puppets

The real holocausters, we guess.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Sesame Street Holocausting Your Children!

Greetings, pilgrims! Saddle on up to the caravan here, and let your old pal Dr. Volpe spin you the tale of a joker-faced jackal-beast who decided to pick a fight with puppets. As you'll soon see, dear reader, up...

Good Sunday News: Christian Puppeteer Was Arrested Before He Could Murder And Eat A Child

Uh. Happy Sunday, everybody? Good news? Ronald William Brown, a very nice man who loved to hang out with children from his Florida trailer park, and buy them pizza, and watch over them at Sunday school, and be the...

Avenue Q: Like Sesame Street, For Adults

You've graduated college. You've moved to a crappy apartment. You don't have a job, and you don't have friends. Sound familiar? Avenue Q, a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical with the looks of Sesame Street and the perversity of Team...

DNC Ad On ‘Puppet Masters’ Features Disappointing Fake Puppet John McCain

GODDAMMIT. You get an email from the DNC saying "Hey check out our new video, it is called 'Puppet Masters,' and it is about --" and you don't even read to the end because shit, it is an ad...