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Good Sunday News: Christian Puppeteer Was Arrested Before He Could Murder And Eat A Child

Uh. Happy Sunday, everybody? Good news? Ronald William Brown, a very nice man who loved to hang out with children from his Florida trailer park, and buy them pizza, and watch over them at Sunday school, and be the puppeteer on a Christian Television Network show (above!), was not able to realize his fantasy of abducting one of said children, strangling him, and frying him up in a pan for eating. Hooray! Read more on Good Sunday News: Christian Puppeteer Was Arrested Before He Could Murder And Eat A Child…
 

Avenue Q: Like Sesame Street, For Adults

You’ve graduated college. You’ve moved to a crappy apartment. You don’t have a job, and you don’t have friends. Sound familiar? Avenue Q, a Tony Award-winning Broadway musical with the looks of Sesame Street and the perversity of Team America, reassures its audience that the Real World may be a scary place at first, but as long as you surround yourself with friends, you’ll do just fine. Read more on Avenue Q: Like Sesame Street, For Adults…
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DNC Ad On ‘Puppet Masters’ Features Disappointing Fake Puppet John McCain

GODDAMMIT. You get an email from the DNC saying “Hey check out our new video, it is called ‘Puppet Masters,’ and it is about –” and you don’t even read to the end because shit, it is an ad with puppets in it, you are already clicking the clicky. Then: misery and heartbreak. This ad starts with a shitty kind of animated John McCain gesturing robotically but NO ACTUAL PUPPETS in the classical sense of, you know, some sort of three-dimensional figure operated either via strings or a hand up the butt. Jim Henson is puking with disgust somewhere in Puppet Heaven. [YouTube] Read more on DNC Ad On ‘Puppet Masters’ Features Disappointing Fake Puppet John McCain…
 

Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad

San Franciscans have three favorite pastimes: sodomy, jamming up traffic with their bicycles, and protesting things with puppets. This third hobby was on full display yesterday as protesters lined the scenic Embarcardero waiting for the Olympic torch to go running by on its whirlwind tour of the globe. Throughout the world, Olympic officials have been consistently embarrassed by protesters dousing the torch, yelling about China and Tibet and human rights, and saying unkind things about America’s Banker. But by San Francisco, they’d gotten wise — and decided to fake out the protesters in the most farcical running of the Olympic torch ever! Read more on Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad…
 

Islamo-Facism (and Lil’ Kim) At Your Fingertips!

What do the terror-crazed neocons do when 24 isn’t showing the Muslims nuking the liberals and homosexuals in Los Angeles? We don’t know, but it’s probably going to end in World War Three. Read more on Islamo-Facism (and Lil’ Kim) At Your Fingertips!…