Wonkette

Today your editor decided to “get serious” and go to a sober panel discussion, during the day, at the lovely Minnesota Public Radio building in downtown St. Paul. So many “famous” people were there! Jim VandeHei and Roger Simon of Politico, plus Nina Easton of FORTUNE and sometimes Fox News, and also Catalina Camia of USA Today and most famously, Mark McKinnon, who used to work on John McCain’s campaign until he quit because of his Loyalty Oath to Barack Obama. MORE »

Oh good God. It is probably time for either Cokie Roberts or Wonkette to retire, now that we have said basically the same thing about Barack Obama’s elitist vacation to some place called “Hawaii,” which is located in the lower left-hand corner of the map right next to Alaska — and yet has burning hot summers, whereas Alaska is forever enshrouded in snow. Why won’t Barack Obama apologize for visiting his grandmother in this curious “Mystery Spot” where many Americans go on package tours? [YouTube]

The UK’s Telegraph publication completed its list of “the 50 most influential US political pundits” today with the top ten, and it’s only half-retarded. The big problem is that Matt Drudge comes in at #6, when there is no question that he should be #1. No one else on this list would have anything to say, and say all too often, if it weren’t for Matt Drudge. You really cannot underestimate this. Stupid England. [Telegraph]

In this clip, beloved pundit Tucker Carlson proves how totally 100% not gay he is by telling a charming story about how he and his fellow not-gay friend bashed some fag’s head against a bathroom stall. Yeah! Just let Larry Craig try that wide-stance foot-tapping bullshit with Tucker! He’ll smash his fucking homo skull in!

In this video, Bill Kristol sort of picks his nose. Which is actually not as embarrassing as his last couple columns but whatever.

YouTube video: ‘Bill Kristol: Pundit. Chickenhawk. Nose-picker.’ [RawStory]

Charles Krauthammer, esteemed genius psychologist, has finally found the perfect proof that Democrats are all big stupid morons. MORE »

David Broder today comes to a stunning realization: divisive presidents are more than willing to make “bold” and controversial decisions about all sorts of things, but when it comes to firing one of the powerful and ideologically like-minded sycophants they’ve surrounded themselves with, they suddenly, mysteriously chicken out! MORE »

The lovably ignorant right-wing pundit who’s memorized every Simpsons episode but probably couldn’t tell you the difference between Persians and Arabs made a little bet two years ago: MORE »