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Posts Tagged ‘pugs’

Liveblogging The Still No Word On Indiana Night Of Torture!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

This is Hillary Clinton, if she were a pug.Indiana is too close to call, and will be too close to call forever, so hoist another drink and let’s figure out what Hillary Clinton will talk about in her loser/possible winner speech, whenever she gets around to giving it. MORE »


Presidential Dog Contest Foreshadows The Future

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Yes goddammit it is a slow news dayWe can all quit writing about politics now because America Has Spoken. Our next President will be a hairy, scrunch-faced “monster” by the name of Hillary Pugham Clinton! MORE »