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Posts Tagged ‘puerto rico’

THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW

Obvious Link Discovered Between Supreme Court Nominee and Terrorists

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Why has the MSM been sitting on this explosive story? Sonia Sotomayor supports the harmeless Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, which makes her as deadly as that unrepentant domestic terrorist who now teaches at the University of Illinois at Chicago (a well-known jihadist training ground in the caves of Lake Michigan). Can Sonia Sotomayor serve on the Supreme Court when we have never seen her long form birth certificate or received any reassurance that she isn’t a human-animal hybrid? [YouTube]


TRUE FACTS

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
  • JEFF SESSIONS CALLS THE OL’ RACIAL STATUE-OF-LIBERTY PLAY: We have no idea what that means. But here’s what Sen. Jeff Sessions told Miss Mex with regards to her vote in the damn Ricci case: “And, in fact, your vote was the key vote. Had you voted with Judge Cabranes, himself of — of — of Puerto Rican ancestry — had you voted with him, you — you — you could have changed that case.” Hey, not everyone has to be a race traitor, Sessions. [WP]

NOSTRADAMUS

Wonkette Editors Can See Into The Future (When The Future Involves Puerto Rican Separatists)

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Judge Sotomayor as a demon babySo about a week ago your editor here was sitting around late at night wondering, as she so often does, what ridiculous theory she could turn into a post for NBC, and she decided to write some wingnutty thing about Sonia Sotomayor’s senior thesis from her Princeton days. “As everybody can agree, senior theses are one of the best tools we have for evaluating potential Supreme Court justices,” she typed dumbly. “You should think about whether the Supreme Court really needs some judge who is so excited about Puerto Rican independence.” And today, you’ll never guess what they’re writing about over at The Corner! MORE »


SIR CRAPSALOT

Maverick John McCain Isn’t Afraid To Chew Out Harmless Women At The Craps Table!

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Snake eyes!Well here is yet another tale of John McCain’s terrible anger and simmering rage and also his addiction to craps, a game of chance! Just three years ago, John McCain nearly assaulted a woman standing next to him at a craps table in Puerto Rico because she touched his arm. Nobody touches John McCain’s arms! Don’t they know who he is? MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Terry McAuliffe Continues To Pleasantly Embarrass Clinton Campaign

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Here’s nutty Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe making good on his promise to do shots with Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, today, at like 7 a.m. They are downing “Puerto Rican rum,” as Terry gladly points out — it’s a very exclusive brand known as “regular Bacardi.” Then they talk about politics for a while, and Mika touches him at the end, and now we know that they are having an affair, forever. [MSNBC]


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary Clinton Es Presidente De Puerto Rico!

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Hillary Clinton is whoopin’ presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama’s ass in Puerto Rico, in almost every demographic. Congrats, Hillz, because this will be the last win you ever see in presidential politics. [CNN]


BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama To Puerto Rico: I’m Mexican, Too!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Here’s Barry Obama’s latest “pitch” to the Puerto Ricans, which he delivers in their native language. He seems to be mentioning, once again, that he was “born on an island” too. And then he says that he freed the Jews from Auschwitz & Ramses’ Egypt, which is somehow true if he says it in Mexican. [Barack Obama]


FASHION

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

DEMOCRATS

Chelsea Clinton Barred From Campaigning At Bombing Range

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

No bombs for the one in the jacketThe young lass who just a few short years ago wowed the world by dodging sniper fire in Bosnia will not be able to deliver a repeat performance dodging bombs in Puerto Rico because people in the Navy are mean.
For those of you who were alive way back in the late 1990s, you will recall that Vieques is a little spot in Puerto Rico the military used to bomb the shit out of, for practice, and people protested it occasionally until a bomb killed a security guard and they shut the whole thing down. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Chelsea Clinton Proves Useful!

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Hillary Clinton is pimping out her daughter on Puerto Rico today, and by golly it worked! Luisette Cabanas, a previously undecided superdelegate, has just announced her support for Hillary Clinton with Chelsea by her side. What magical powers did Chelsea employ? Did it involve a knife and a severed cat’s head? [Marc Ambinder]


DEMOCRATS

Chelsea Clinton Nuns It Up

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Get thee to a nunnery
While her mother was off getting ignored by Republicans, Chelsea Clinton took a few days in sunny Puerto Rico to address a group of nuns. Her father Bill stayed on the plane, saying, “Poke me when we get to Vegas.” [AP story and photo]