puerto rico
Mitt Romney has won the state (haha SUCKERZ, in yer dreams, PUERTO RICO) territory or whatever of Puerto Rico, after the territory or maybe foreign country declined to vote for Rick Santorum, the man who told English-speaking Puerto Rico, which speaks English, to start speaking English and stop being a bunch of Mexicans already, in [...]
Because you asked for it (not one of you did), here’s a hot sex photo of Rick Santorum wearing dangerously tan bathing trunks, in Puerto Rico. Ha ha ha, look at him… enjoying himself. This complicates the situation, no? Now everyone go out and get a Chinese iPadHD3 today and load this Santorum .jpg on [...]
Rick Santorum made a couple of stupid errors the other day: (1) He visited Puerto Rico before Mitt Romney, allowing Romney to wait for Santorum to say something stupid about Hispanics and tailor his own pander accordingly, and (2) he said something stupid about Hispanics. Santorum demanded that if Puerto Rico wanted to become a [...]
Let’s put politics aside for a minute and enjoy the beginning of America’s greatest annual springtime intercollegiate athletic competition, March Madness. Things got off to a thrilling start today: “During their school’s NCAA Tournament game against Kansas State University today, members of the Southern Mississippi University band chanted, ‘Where’s your green card?’ at a Puerto [...]
Gay Republican Anthony Weiner En Español is the latest GOP politician so far this week (give it a few minutes?) caught photographing his butt and putting the pictures on a highly public website available for all to see and investigate. Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango, as he is known with his clothes on, uploaded various [...]
JEFF SESSIONS CALLS THE OL’ RACIAL STATUE-OF-LIBERTY PLAY: We have no idea what that means. But here’s what Sen. Jeff Sessions told Miss Mex with regards to her vote in the damn Ricci case: “And, in fact, your vote was the key vote. Had you voted with Judge Cabranes, himself of — of — of [...]
So about a week ago your editor here was sitting around late at night wondering, as she so often does, what ridiculous theory she could turn into a post for NBC, and she decided to write some wingnutty thing about Sonia Sotomayor’s senior thesis from her Princeton days. “As everybody can agree, senior theses are [...]
Here’s nutty Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe making good on his promise to do shots with Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, today, at like 7 a.m. They are downing “Puerto Rican rum,” as Terry gladly points out — it’s a very exclusive brand known as “regular Bacardi.” Then they talk about politics for a while, [...]
