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And here is the Larry Craig FAQ. Now you too can have public restroom sex, just like your favorite Senator! Here’s a hot tip: show your wedding band to make yourself “more alluring.” [Slate]

Princess Sparkle Pony investigated the airport bathroom Wonkette favorite Senator Larry Craig got busted in, and the warning signs were there last June, had Larry only checked crusingforsex.com before his unfortunate layover. Selected breathless tales of injustice after the jump. MORE »

Last June, Larry Craig, the Senator who was publicly outed to absolutely no ensuing scandal, was arrested for “lewd conduct” in a men’s room at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. He pleaded guilty on August 8, paid $500, got out of the 10-day jail sentence, and was given a year of probation. His office referred to the incident — and this is all from Roll Call so you can’t accuse us of making this bizarre quote up — as a “he said/he said misunderstanding.” They claim they’ll explain what they mean by this later today, when they come up with a convincing lie.

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Attention DC residents: Wednesday nights at Oya are so hot right now. Here’s an email from an operative to help explain:

So, um, I was at Oya last night for some celebratory drinks with some friends and we were treated to an incredible show: A middle-aged well-dressed man and his much younger brunette companion engaged in what appeared to be sex in the corner of one of the side-rooms. She was full on straddling him, the tops of her nylons showing, and there was a, um, noticeable rhythm going on there, as well as some pretty blatant zipper action.

The rest of the story and a little detective work, after the jump.

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