Tag: public school

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Tennessee School Can’t Hand Out Bibles Anymore Because Stupid Constitution

Another blow to the oppressed Christian majority across America, as some smart aleck in Tennessee decided to look up this "Constitution" thing, and you'll never believe the crazy talk hidden deep inside of it! Bledsoe County Schools Superintendent Jennifer Terry recently...
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Fox’s Todd Starnes Exposes Big Condom-Public School Industrial Complex

Can’t get enough dick? We can never get enough dick -- news about dicks, politicians being dicks, anonymous airport dick, and sometimes dicks talking about dick-things. Enter Todd Starnes, Fox News comment-spewer and host of the physical embodiment of all...

Let’s Not Educate Our Kids Anymore, Suggests Genius Utah Senator

As we are sure you know, those laboratories of democracy have been very busy lately forcing women to have children against their will. But one Republican state senator from Utah is quite a multi-tasker! Because he has also found time...

Ron Paul: An Enigma Wrapped in a Riddle Wrapped in the Constitution

Yesterday, we learned that noted constitutional scholar Ron Paul accepts and cashes his Social Security check even though it is “unconstitutional.” He did not say why, exactly, Social Security is unconstitutional (although Your Wonkette suspects it has something to do...

If DC Does End Up Getting That House Seat, Roland Burris Does Have Another Open Spot On The Ole Mausoleum, Now That You Mention...

Well, that's that: The only places you can now smoke in Virgina are on private property, in the outdoors, and in sin. Looks like local fat-cat public school consiglieres are taking exotic, boozy Grand Tours instead of administering education....