Tag: Public Policy Polling

Poll: Trump Supporters Simply Can’t Wait To Celebrate White History Month!

On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Everybody Hates Donald Trump And His Stupid Orange Face

Only 48% of voters are DEFINITELY SURE we shouldn't impeach Trump after two weeks. Sad!
Honestly, who isn't?

North Carolina GOP Outraged By Terribly Partisan Bipartisan Forum On Toilet Law

Republicans figured a balanced discussion would be bad for them, so they tried to shut it down.

Vagendas, Manocides And Anthony Weiner. Your Weekly Top Ten!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Public Policy Polling Can’t Stop LOLing At Dumbass Trump Supporters (And Also Dumbass Jill Stein!)

A fake PPP poll shows Trump beating Hillary in Florida by a margin of 74-9. Obviously the first REAL UNSKEWED POLL of the election!
Texas: Not Spongeworthy

LOL Hillary Clinton Might Win Texas, Probably Not But Still LOL

A new poll shows Hillary trailing Trump by only SIX POINTS in Texas. SIX POINTS!
Now that's presidential.

Republicans Wish Obama Did Turkey Murder As Good As Sarah Palin

If you're like most Republicans, you're not even HAVING Thanksgiving this year, because you're still upset over how "President" Obama abused his executive powers last year, by pardoning TWO turkeys instead of just one, can you say OUT OF...
Drunk idea man.

Drunk John Boehner Knows Congressional Democrats Are The Real Oregon Shooter

John Boehner had 11 shots of cheap Irish whiskey, or as he likes to call it, "breakfast," and decided it's a good day to jizz some thoughts out of his cry-hole about what REALLY causes mass shootings. Is it guns? Nah....
Sad Jebbers is sadness.

Iowa Plays F*ck, Marry, Kill With The Republicans. (Spoiler: Jeb Dies)

So, what's really going on with the Republicans? Scott Walker -- who ALL THE THINKY HEADS used to say was going to be first runner-up to the presidency (behind Hillary Clinton, obviously), even though we TOLD YOU that was never going...
Yes America is that dumb

Shocking New Polls Show Republicans Are Still Morons

After all these years, is our Republicans learning? Nope. We've seen the president's birth certificate, we've read endless PolitiFacting, and even the team of private investigators Donald Trump sent to Hawaii four years ago has yet to make any...
Don't show him your tits

Donald Trump Does Not Want To See Your Disgusting Baby-Feedbags

BREAKING: Donald Trump is kind of a dick! No, really, that's the latest scoop from the New York Times, which reviewed "hundreds of pages of sworn testimony" from a decade's worth of Trump lawsuits. (He is, as we have...
Obama's magazine cover JUST KIDDING LOL

Wingnuts: Sure, Josh Duggar Molested Kids, But Barack Obama Molested America Way Worse

Pollsters are hilarious sometimes. Talking Points Memo has the results of a new poll from Public Policy Polling, asking people which do they like better:  The Duggar family, kid-touching and all, or Barack Obama? You will be so shocked...
At least he spells good

SHOCKING New Poll Shows Majority Of GOP Total Idiots

Brace yourselves for some stunning, shocking, jaw-dropping, too-amazing-to-believe-yet-totally-believable news! According to a new poll from PPP, the Republican Party is overflowing with morons. It's true. In fact, it's SCIENCE! Or MATH! Or some kind of liberal hoax thing! Let's nerdsplore...

Idahoans Like Butch Otter, Hate Hillary Clinton, Go Both Ways On Potatoes

Our pals at Public Policy Polling (we like to say they're our pals, but they don't know us from Adam's off ox) have graced us with a poll on the Idaho midterm elections, and you will be astonished to...
It's the Wasillabilly Bayeux Tapestry

Alaska Pretty Sure Sarah Palin Clan Is Hilarious Fighty Garbage

One reason to love Public Policy Polling (PPP): They often throw in an extra question near the end of the poll, about something goofy, simply because they can. Like asking Ohio voters who was responsible for killing Osama bin...

Poll Suggests Ari Fleischer’s Nifty Twitter Conspiracy Theory Just Might Catch On Among Republican Voters

For about an hour the other day, former George W. Bush spokesman Ari Fleisher had himself a nice case of righteous indignation when he thought he saw something nasty in the Twittershed: Could it be, he asked, that Barack...