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In Which You Give Wonkette All Of Your Moneys In Exchange For A Measly Beer

HELLO. We had a fabulous idea while we were drunk in Detroit last week, and that was that we should do a “Kickstarter” to spread our Wonkette Drinky Things and Meetups all over this great nation. We want to come and see all of you Wonkers, but it turns out? You are not cheap dates! So on the flight home we made a video (it sucked, but it was supposed to) and wrote a thing explaining how throwing parties all over the country was actually Conceptual art. Well Kickstarter did not think it was Conceptual art, even though we were a professional art critic and they presumably are not, and they said NO. Read more on In Which You Give Wonkette All Of Your Moneys In Exchange For A Measly Beer…