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YOU SEXY THING 10:12 pm September 6, 2012
Here Is Your New Barack Obama Getting You Pregnant Live-Blog So We Do Not Break The Internet
Whoops, we have broken Wonket! We said some stuff already, it is gone now. Fucking INTERNET! But the gist was, no, we were not yet pregnant, unless we got knocked up by Michelle’s foxy-bitch face. (WE DID.) Sorry everybody, that you can no longer read the most amazing live-bloog in the history of bloogs. Sucks [...]
YOU SEXY THING 12:00 pm May 2, 2012
Important Vanity Fair Barack Obama Nerd Love Update: Young Obama Wore Brut
It is going to take weeks to unpack all of this New Yorker-length Vanity Fair article “Portrait Of Obama As A Pretentious Young Man,” but we at Your Wonkette know your carnal and emotional needs, and that is to have regular updates on this, the greatest magazine journalism of its generation. Up now! She remembered [...]
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