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Posts Tagged ‘you don’t say’

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New Study Proves It: No Work Means No Traffic

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

'I am not economically viable.'Some math wizards down in Texas have come to an incredible conclusion: What with 6.5 million lost jobs since this Hellcession began, there’s less rush-hour traffic. HEY THAT ALMOST MAKES A CRAZY KIND OF SENSE. But the news isn’t all good. MORE »


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AC360 Exposé: Furries Have A Certain Sex Fetish

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Oh, this was so awesome, the other day! What could be better than Anderson Cooper plus furries? Anderson Cooper crackin’ on furries, and suggesting they do more at their glamorous Pittsburgh conference than talk. So adorable! [YouTube]


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McCain’s Campaign Chief Admits GOP Is ‘Extinct’

Monday, April 27th, 2009


To be fair, he didn’t say the Republican Party was dead in the South. So, they’ve still got that going for them …. [YouTube]


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Religious Conservatives Crazy For Porn

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Lick it.Here is a SHOCKER regarding the holy trinity of American hobbies (religion, wingnut politics and pornography). It turns out that conservative Jesus Goblins are using up all of America’s precious porn reserves. A new study proves the “red states” consume so much (gay and interracial) naked sex media, it’s crazy! But is there another, hidden angle to this “Wingnuts Love the PR0N” journalistic revelation? Yes! MORE »


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American Women Super Angry About 2008, Etc.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Sufferin' SuffrageA shocking new study by the web concern A Daily Beast proves that American women voters are more furious than usual about the election, because, eh, Hillary Clinton lost to Barack Obama and Sarah Palin is a despicable race-baiting moron. MORE »