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BREAKING! Clarence Thomas Is Gross Sex Perv Again, Allegedly

What a shocking story nobody was expecting.
We are so good at lies!

BREAKING: Bush And Cheney MAY HAVE Said Some Lies In Lead-Up To Iraq War

Everybody with two brain cells to rub together at least SUSPECTS that there was some fishy business in the run-up to the war on Iraq, what with the fact Saddam had not attacked us, no WMDs were ever found,...
Which one is Boehner?

Oops! House Republicans Forgot To Sue Obama For Presidenting

If you are anything like us, you have recently been wondering what happened to the plan by the House’s Rabid Ferret Caucus to sue the bejesus out of President Obama for moving around some deadlines to implement parts of...

You May Be Surprised To Learn That Rand Paul’s Filibuster Full Of Blithering Idiocy

Everyone had a great time on Wednesday when Senator Aqua Buddha (R-Better Light Bulbs For a Better America) took to the floor of the Senate to talk about drone killings in one of those old-fashioned filibusters that, were they...

New Study Proves It: No Work Means No Traffic

Some math wizards down in Texas have come to an incredible conclusion: What with 6.5 million lost jobs since this Hellcession began, there's less rush-hour traffic. HEY THAT ALMOST MAKES A CRAZY KIND OF SENSE. But the news isn't...

AC360 Exposé: Furries Have A Certain Sex Fetish

Oh, this was so awesome, the other day! What could be better than Anderson Cooper plus furries? Anderson Cooper crackin' on furries, and suggesting they do more at their glamorous Pittsburgh conference than talk. So adorable!

McCain’s Campaign Chief Admits GOP Is ‘Extinct’

To be fair, he didn't say the Republican Party was dead in the South. So, they've still got that going for them ....

Religious Conservatives Crazy For Porn

Here is a SHOCKER regarding the holy trinity of American hobbies (religion, wingnut politics and pornography). It turns out that conservative Jesus Goblins are using up all of America's precious porn reserves. A new study proves the "red states"...

American Women Super Angry About 2008, Etc.

A shocking new study by the web concern A Daily Beast proves that American women voters are more furious than usual about the election, because, eh, Hillary Clinton lost to Barack Obama and Sarah Palin is a despicable race-baiting...