• February 13, 2012

pt yes he will

YES HE WILL

Will James Cameron Save The Gulf Of Mexico?

by Jim Newell

4:19 pm June 1, 2010

Hollywood Film Magician James Cameron will now stop the oil spill, so everyone stop whining and shut the fuck up. No but really, check out this AP lede: “‘Top kill’ didn’t stop the Gulf oil spill. How about something ‘titanic’?” Ha ha, for that was a film that James Cameron directed, “The Titanic,” about some [...]

YES HE WILL

Will Barack Obama Kill The Children Of ‘Matthew Broderick’s Dance Double’?

by Jim Newell

9:56 pm June 15, 2009

Hey so what ever happened to that hilarious Big Hollywood thing, about how all the motion pictures these days are gay? Ah, it’s still there and, uh… lookin’ good. “Dear Mr. President, Please Don’t Kill My Kids.” Ha ha, Jesus. “Soon my children will be driving and buying cars of their own. Mr. President, will [...]