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Cheers For This Illinois Lady Who Voted On Her Way To Give Birth
Hey, kids, let's take a break from all the worry about voter suppression and screwy voting machines and give a big round of applause to Galicia Malone, 21, who, despite having labor contractions 5 minutes apart, stopped by her...
Cindy McCain, Philanthropist & Humanitarian, Simply Loves This Weather!
Wanted-to-be-FLOTUS Cindy McCain took a break Monday evening from her important work of being a Humanitarian and Philanthropist who Cares Deeply About Refugees to let us know that she's having the time of her life in SUNNY SAN DIEGO,...
Announcement: Live-Blogging Of Ye Olde Delaware Primarye To Commence Sometime Maybe
Howdy, pardners! Kirsten Boyd Johnston and other special guests (me) will be OCCUPYing THE TELEVISION to relate to you some things what are said thereon, about this, the 412th electoral contest of the Republican primary season! We will be...
Bill Kristol Suggests Bombing Whatsitcalled, One Of The Chinas
Nomadic "lightning rod conservative" pundit Bill Kristol sees your North Korea and raises you a BOMB NORTH KOREA. Bomb what? Where? What in North Korea? Just bomb it? Yes! UPDATE: Oh look Sara already posted about this! Well this...
Texas Senate Votes To Let College Kids Shoot Each Other All The Time
Hey college students! Want to shoot your friends? Transfer to one of Texas' many fine public universities! MAYBE, soon, once this diddly gets passed on to the Texas House and the secessionist state president Rick Perry: "AUSTIN — A...
John McCain Is President Of Missouri
Ha, the AP has finally called Missouri, the famous bellwether (or dare we say, FAIR-WEATHER?) state that has voted with the winning presidential election candidate since 1956, for John "Walnuts" McCain, whom some of you may remember. This means...