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FEMA: Razed Houses In Alabama Have ‘Insufficient Damage’ To Receive Funds

A family in Alabama whose house was completely leveled, squashed, shredded, and blown apart (in that order) by one of the nation’s endless tornado rampages got a creepy letter from incompetent bureaucrat holding pen FEMA saying that, after inspection, their home was deemed to have “insufficient damage” to qualify for FEMA funds. Could you please make up any other reason on earth to say you won’t give them the ca$h, FEMA? Say that roving chimps invaded your filing systems and ate the reports. Say the inspector developed medial temporal amnesia and thought you had a nice Winnebago where you were holing up. Say your funds approval officer has a sadistic streak but he’s in therapy SO HANG IN THERE, WE’LL FIX IT.  But “insufficient damage?” Read more on FEMA: Razed Houses In Alabama Have ‘Insufficient Damage’ To Receive Funds…