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pt words as chewable objects

WORDS AS CHEWABLE OBJECTS

Behold The Alaskan Hope Bear

by Sara K. Smith  10:16 am December 18, 2008

We have finally solved a great mystery here at Wonkette International Headquarters! We kept seeing these insane commercials on the teevee, with Beyoncé encouraging us to upgrade to digital cable while she writhed around in golden garbs and held a menacing trinket in her teeth reading “UPGRADE.” Since when, we asked, did Beyoncé care about [...]