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Michigan Lady Might Run For Office Even Though She Has Children, What Is Even Up With That

Michigan’s next gubernatorial election is only 15 months away and the match-up is pretty much set. Nerd-Governor Rick Snyder is expected to face likely Democratic challenger Mark Schauer. Naturally the only responsible thing to do now is to speculate about who Schauer might select as his running mate. Michigan’s lieutenant governor is like a less important version of the vice president, so it’s really important that Schauer picks a running-mate who can impress the voters. Because voters are always super concerned about the LG candidates. Ok, most voters could care less. Like the VP, Michigan’s lieutenant governors are automatically elected if their party’s gubernatorial candidates wins. The people who cover local politics, however, can’t imagine anything more important than guessing who someone (assuming “someone” wins the gubernatorial nomination) might pick as their understudy more than a year from now. This is why the Michigan Information & Research Service, a legislative newsletter known affectionately as MIRS to people with affections for legislative newsletters, is very curious about Ingham County Clerk Barb Byrum’s prospects as Schauer’s running-mate. Did Schauer suggest that, if nominated, he would consider Byrum as his number two? He did not. But he apparently said he’d like a “strong pro-choice female” on his ticket. Is Barb Byrum a lady? Yes, she is. Does she like the abortions? So much so that the brave men who run the state House, once gave her a “time out” because she simply would not shut up about it. There you go. Barb Byrum for lieutenant governor! Well, not so fast. Byrum has some young children and only MIRS is willing to courageously think of Barb Byrum’s children. Read more on Michigan Lady Might Run For Office Even Though She Has Children, What Is Even Up With That…
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SC Gov Nikki Haley Changes Mind, Loves Girls Getting Cervical Cancer Now

South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley used to be one of those terrible sluts who wanted to ram her HPV vaccine down your preteen’s throat. We know this because she cosponsored a bill in the South Carolina legislature that would have mandated HPV vaccinations for preteen girls, thus taking their innocence and instantly turning them all into streetwalking hookers (with syphilis). But now? The good governor has evolved into a woman with higher national sights, as she has just vetoed a bill for an optional HPV vaccine on some fictional grounds of “Obamacare” or something. (She actually called it “a precursor to another taxpayer-funded health care mandate” or whatever, it doesn’t matter, since she plumb made it up.) Read more on SC Gov Nikki Haley Changes Mind, Loves Girls Getting Cervical Cancer Now…