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A hundred years ago, an angel was born on Earth. So this weekend, eat some jelly beans (get diabetes) in honor of Ronald Reagan. ...

The president recited some old Reagan speech for the State of the Union. It was very well received, especially by the salmon-American population. Blind prophet...

Your Wonkbot kept us safe from terror, before becoming another victim in the tragedy in Tuscon, Arizona, just like fellow Cylon Sarah Palin. ...

Barack Obama welcomed the cast of Glee to worship with him and Michelle at his dog-cult shrine and White House. Dick Cheney managed to...

We learned that compromise in the Senate means giving into every Republican demand, ever, and that disagreeing just makes you a partisan hack. Just to...

Michele Bachmann and Steve King stood up for the antebellum south, who have been totally ignored since that runaway Kenyan slave became president. Perfect...

The fake-pearl wearing former-FLOTUS, Barbara Bush, likes to can her fetuses. Screeching moonbat Keith Olbermann got suspended from his show because he  refused to apologize...

Your Wonkette dutifully and diligently documented the great teabagging of America, which will forever be remembered in the annals of history. ...

Journalism jumped the shark (again!) when our ex-godmother Gawker posted a mean thing about our beloved sybil Christine O'Donnell -- despite holding back the...

The past came alive for Clarence Thomas on the anniversary of his best job interview ever. Sarah Palin sucked face with a dog, which was...

If only we had done our job fighting the Soviets in the 1980s, like Christine O'Donnell wanted, we might not be in this Muslim-mess....

According to Mormonism, when Glenn Beck dies and goes to Joseph Smith’s polygamous compound in the sky, he will become a god and some...

Newsboy Jim Lehrer retired his abacus and messenger pigeons for a newfangled iPhone. CNN anchor Rick Sanchez invented the hottest new Internet meme since...

All-natural tangerine dreamboat John Boehner was accused of boehning the shit out of a lobbyist, instead of just proverbially fucking them for campaign cash. The...

Yahweh (The Comedy God) gifted America with our newest, HOTTEST reincarnation of Ronald Reagan, the Elvin princess Christine O’Donnell. After losing her freshly minted angel...

Alvin Greene, America's first Daoist statesman, offered your Wonkette the opportunity of several reincarnated lifetimes. Wonkette Cribs took an all-access tour of Senate...

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