• May 27, 2012

pt wonkette story hour

WONKETTE STORY HOUR

Book Two: The US Army Declares War With The Liz Cheney Monster

by Juli Weiner  9:59 am September 30, 2009

Twas only Monday when we even first met the Liz Monster, Dick Cheney’s spawn-object, and her feared Internet chimera KeepAmericaSafe.com. Well, now it is Wednesday and the Liz Monster must defend herself against a formidable enemy force composed of actual former generals in the US Army who will fight the Liz Monster until she glissades [...]

WONKETTE STORY HOUR

Lo! The Wretched Ancient Saga Of Liz Cheney

by Juli Weiner  2:42 pm September 28, 2009

According to several popular children’s ghost stories books, centuries ago Dick Cheney created another in the image of himself. He called it “Liz,” for he liked to draw out the zzzz and allow the vibrations produced by the humans’ language tickle his tongue-organ. According to legend, when little boys and girls don’t listen to their [...]