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David Brooks Collects Enough Pennies To Buy His $4 Million Dream House

Poor ol’ New York Times columnist David Brooks, who writes 1600 dumb words for his newspaper per week, and that’s it, has purchased a $3.95 million home in Washington, DC. What a thrifty saver, and a model for all citizens. One day, if you write enough nonsense about yuppie brain studies and National Greatness and cumming on John Thune, you’ll be able to move out of your podunk $1.6 million Bethesda tenement and into a century-old DC mansion with “what appear to be vast spaces for entertaining.” Read more on David Brooks Collects Enough Pennies To Buy His $4 Million Dream House…
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Hey Summer Interns, It’s Today’s Hot Rental Opportunity: Live With A Poop Monster

In today’s edition of Wonkette Real Estate Prospects For Summertime Workers, we have this room available for rent in DC’s lovely Capitol Hill neighborhood. Your roommate would tell you about all the hottest Defense Department gossip, take you to the blandest fun spots in town, and also MAINTAIN A WRITTEN RECORD OF YOUR SHIT. [Consumerist via Metroblogging DC] Read more on Hey Summer Interns, It’s Today’s Hot Rental Opportunity: Live With A Poop Monster…