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Richmond Remainders: Washington’s Would-Be Tomb!

So no less than three (3) Richmond people told us that we just HAD to go visit the Hollywood Cemetery, where Jim Morrison is buried, because nowhere else will you see such an outstanding specimen of pastoral cemetery design....

More Pictures From Wonkette’s Exciting Excuse To Make Ken Post ‘News Items’ By Himself For Two Days!

For dinner last night on our Wonkette Travel Journalism Tour through Virginia, we went to the best Italian restaurant in the South! Unfortunately Arlen Specter had shown up earlier to vomit all over the floor, earlier. But that made...

Another Post About ‘Arlen Specter’s State,’ Virginia

Congratulations to Arlen Specter for joining the Dixiecrat Party of America's "Mid-Atlantic!" Here in America's slave city, Richmond -- a "blue city" now -- we located the "X" marking on the ground where the Enola Gay will finally destroy...

Richmond, The Capital Of The Confederacy

But these are just Devil Goats, or what Virginia calls "the new slave." Now we are going on a SEG-WAE tour.

Death March Through George Washington’s Farm

So we arrived here late, of course, due to Tories, and scarfed down a few blueberry muffins before departing on a grand tour of George Washington's farm. We saw a museum under a sheep pasture, where they store George...

Why We Have Been Slacking

Two associate editors of a certain NOTORIOUSLY SNARKY D.C. political Web site have been enjoying fun adventures, such as parties with famous overtanned A-list cable news celebrities and looking for Jim's car keys. Now we are en route to...