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WONDROUS AMERICAN WATERWAYS

Crying John Boehner Wants You To Stop Saying He Tans

by Jack Stuef  9:50 am December 13, 2010

America’s single greatest achievement, John Boehner, was interviewed on last night’s 60 Minutes, and, thanks to his stage mom standing off camera, yelling at him to cry on cue, he didn’t disappoint. “I’ve never been in a tanning salon in my life, I’ve never used a tanning product in my life,” he said, his tears [...]