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We Suck At Judging Caption Contests Like You People Suck At Writing Them

Seriously, you people
Hey, Wonkaloos, after much time and consideration, and the realization that we had to actually go back and read the damned things, we have selected a winner for your Presidents Day Caption Contest, which we figured you might suck at, and by god, you lived up to our expectations! The first prize should be two tickets to 50 Shades of Grey, but not even we are that cruel. But here is Your First Prize Winner, by Blank Ron: Read more on We Suck At Judging Caption Contests Like You People Suck At Writing Them…
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Your Comment Of The Day Is Short And Oh So Sweet

Come gather ’round ye olde interweb appliance, Wonkers, and share the joy of today’s Comment O’ the Day, chosen carefully from all the comments we happened to look at! In this morning’s post on the geniuses of Open Carry Texas getting a bit of a scolding from the NRA, we found this gem from Treasured Wonkette Commenter “ingloriousbytch,” who put it quite succinctly: Congrats Open Carry! You’ve officially become the NAMBLA of the gun movement! We were thinking something along similar lines, like they are to the Second Amendment what Larry Flynt is to the First, but frankly, “ingloriousbytch” nailed it. Congratulations! A donation in your name has been made to The Human Fund! Read more on Your Comment Of The Day Is Short And Oh So Sweet…
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Here Are Your Joe Biden/Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake Sexy Caption Contest Winners!

Today we challenged you — CHALLENGED YOU — by explaining how, despite how erudite and witty you are, as soon as we give you a caption contest YOU ARE TEH SUCK. Oh, do you disagree? Then go look at the captions in our previous caption contest, for which THERE WAS NO WINNER, only EVERLASTING SHAME. Read more on Here Are Your Joe Biden/Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake Sexy Caption Contest Winners!…
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Surprise: Allen West Once Did Dickish Thing To Black People

But which jerkwad thing did Allen West do to black people, you might ask? He delivered Chick-fil-A to a Congressional Black Caucus meeting. They were not appreciative. A Democratic lawmaker says Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) offended the entire Congressional Black Caucus by delivering Chick-fil-A chicken and biscuits to their weekly meeting — and then walking out — when it was his turn to provide the group with a formal lunch. Read more on Surprise: Allen West Once Did Dickish Thing To Black People… Read more on Surprise: Allen West Once Did Dickish Thing To Black People…