WASHINGTON, DC, 09:43 AM, SUN NOVEMBER 22 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘win’

FREAKIN' OUT

Stocks Soar On News of Whatever

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

The golden dildo.Somebody give Jim Cramer his golden dildo back, and let Larry Kramer out of the shit-cage where he sleeps, because the Stock Markets had a great big rally! Everything is good again! The U.S. markets were all up up up about 7% all the way around, which means the Dow is right back to, uhm, mid-February levels. Yes We Can. MORE »


LUNCH TIME

High-Tech Burrito Street Vendor On 15th and K

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Chipotle and Baja Fresh ain’t got nothin’ on Pedro and Vinny’s burrito stand on 15th and K St. While the humble Street Cart only sells bean burritos, the ten people waiting in line swear by them. The burritos come with rice and fresh salsa, but cheese will cost you an extra quarter. MORE »


WIN

Typical Florida Person Creates Year’s Best Campaign Sign

Friday, September 12th, 2008

“Lacasse put the sign in his front yard four days ago. ‘If I see anybody touching that sign, I got a club sitting right over there,’ Lacasse said.” [Central Florida News 13]