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Congressional Black Caucus Awash In Money And Filth

The David Paterson SCANDAL story has still not appeared in the NYT, so here is another story about naughty black politicians! Except these people are the boring kind of naughty, taking all kinds of dollars from the evil Corporates...

Blago Wants To Be On Reality Teevee

OMG IT IS NEWS, TODAY, BUT NOT ABOUT TEA OR BAGS. The disgraced Illinois fucktard Rod Blagojevich would like to appear on a reality show, provided a judge will loosen his travel restrictions. The show is called I Am a...

Race Will Only Be Transcended By Those Who Purchase Obama Fleece!

The silly DNC spent all of its cash on loser Jim Martin's 800 losses in Georgia this year, so what do they do, right, they go to Obama and ask for a damn check, and then he e-mails us...

CNN Defaces Public Building

We advise all readers to crush at least four shots of cheap Canadian whiskey before turning on CNN during this convention. They have been talking all afternoon about, what else, The Clintons and their Drama. CNN's Denver headquarters are...

Mitt Romney Continues To Beg Shamelessly For Vice Presidency

There has been some speculation and anti-speculation that John McCain will pick his vice president this week, and that it will be Mitt Romney because why not. The timing of McCain's announcement is particularly important, because it will be...

OBAMA'S A LOSER: Uh oh, someone wants to look like a Tuff Guy by supporting illegal spying legislation that he previously... didn't. And now every single comment board on the Internet will flood with great anti-Obama wits, writing "OOH...

Scott McClellan Tells Congress His Many Terrible Secrets!

Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan testified in Congress today about his terrible book, What Happened When I Did Yo Mama, and told them that President Bush may have vaguely possibly ordered former chief of staff Andy Card...