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RUMOR: Political Blogger Had Sex With Lady?

Now this is strange: "A political blogger is claiming he had an 'inappropriate physical relationship' with Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley," of South Carolina. How can this possibly be true? South Carolina Republican political bloggers are wayyyyy too busy...

SENATE APPROVES GAY HATE CRIMES/WAR BILL: The Senate finally approved after 10 billion years a measure to include gay people and all sorts of wacky gender hybrids under the "hate crimes umbrella," as part of a massive massive war/death/killing...

SELL OUT: What the dickens is this? It's a piece your male associate editor wrote for Tina Brown's Internet Tendency (can we still call it that?) about Terry McAuliffe's insane Virginia governor campaign, fun. It has a vague "structure"...

Nutty Joe Klein Touches ‘Third Rail Of Charles Krauthammer Criticism’

Your Wonkette does not have much praise to bestow upon the collected letters & columns of Washington Post warbomber Charles Krauthammer, who loves torture more than Dick Cheney does and hates "fairness," hmm, slightly less than Dick Cheney does?...

IMPORTANT SEXYTIME INFORMATION: Okay so a full 10.9 million people plan on attending Wonkette's Inaugural Ball tomorrow night at the yoga studio of the Washington Times' Liz Glover. Hooray! A few people have asked questions. (1) There is no...

Person Who Answers To Wolf Blitzer Will Run America’s Doctors

Hey Obama waited until the last minute to pick a surgeon general, the government's top doctor! SHIT SHIT SHIT who should he pick?? Uh uh uhhhhhh... quick, without even thinking: name a famous real-life teevee doctor! Him? Sure, fine,...

Roger Ebert Writes Insane Political Things On His Blog!

At some point in recent Internet history, the Chicago Sun-Times gave its famous film critic Roger Ebert a film blog, to write about film. Well fuck film! Now he just writes hilarious geopolitical rants next to pictures of triangles...

McCain To Stop Fixing Economy Briefly, WILL DEBATE

"The McCain campaign is resuming all activities and the senator will travel to the debate this afternoon. Following the debate, he will return to Washington to ensure that all voices and interests are represented in the final agreement, especially...

Your Wonkette Blingee Larry King Ahmad Dealy Contest Winners Hooray!

GAHH obviously this is the winner, OBVIOUSLY, of our contest for the best Blingee based on that one weird Larry King photo. You all could learn from the winner, a Mr. Hans-Jörg Brehm, whose name indicates Mexican heritage of...