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CNN: ‘No Indication Obama Tried To Surrender’

Hooray for CNN.com! The world's favorite "comedy news" site informed us that Barack Obama apparently made no effort to surrender before he was shot dead by American spy-assassins. Way to keep it real, Obama! Any other fun we should...

Don’t Worry, Congress Will Still Get Paid During Gov’t Shutdown

Just in case you were super concerned about how Michele Bachmann and John Boehner and Louie Gohmert and Joe Barton and the rest of America's corrupt lunatic wingnut legislators would survive the Government Shutdown, don't worry! They can still...