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WHERE'S YOUR OBAMA NOW?

Something Weird Explodes Over Virginia, North Carolina, Maryland, DC, Etc.

Monday, March 30th, 2009

We interrupt our program of dance music to bring you a special bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News.What the hell blew up in the skies over the Maryland-to-North Carolina Atlantic coast last night? Thousands of people supposedly saw terrifying Light Monsters floating down from the Heavens, and then heard horrific booms and thunder and such, and … well it almost sounds like a summer thunderstorm, SCARY, but it is not summer, or something? Global Warming? Let’s quickly & cheaply examine the frightful evidence. MORE »