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Early Primary States Just Cold Screaming At Each Other All Day Long

The latest from the Republican primary calendar war of attrition (started by who else, Florida)┬ástars New Hampshire and Nevada in one of those screamy all-American knife fights that break out at the local McAnusChain after the cashier nervously announces they’re running out of chicken nuggets, except here the nuggets are just the “number of days in January,” and New Hampshire Secretary of State Bill Gardner promises to set fire to the building if Nevada won’t let New Hampshire have the first turn licking the burnt nugget remainders off the wall of the fryolator. Read more on Early Primary States Just Cold Screaming At Each Other All Day Long…