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Michael Steele Bravely Fires Underlings Over Strippergate

RNC comedy chairman Michael Steele has finally stepped up and taken responsibility for the Republicans’ insane bondage-lesbian-strip-club party spending, if by “stepped up” you mean “he fired the finance director and the deputy finance director.” (He fired another minor character in this sexytime melodrama back in March.) Steele, America’s Number One hilarious person, told RNC moneyman Rob Bickhart and his assistant moneylady, Debbie LeHardy, that they would have to resign so that Michael Steele could keep his absurdly cushy job and royal office all so he can help the Republicans continue to provide jokes for comedians. [AP/TPM] Read more on Michael Steele Bravely Fires Underlings Over Strippergate…
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Michael Steele Admits GOP Has Been Strategically Racist For 40+ Years, Hooray!

Perhaps you have heard about this one! Michael Steele gave another one of his speeches. In this speech, he confirmed what all you race-baiting liberal ‘tards have been wetting your pants about since forever: minorities such as Africkans have not had much of a reason to vote for the Republican party since Pat Buchanan wrote up Nixon’s “Southern Strategy” 40-some years ago. Thanks, Michael! What’s your excuse? Read more on Michael Steele Admits GOP Has Been Strategically Racist For 40+ Years, Hooray!…
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Michael Steele Spends Teabaggers’ Dollars On Lesbian Sex-Show Nightclubs In West Hollywood

America’s #1 Republican, GOP Chairman Michael Steele, likes to “make it rain” at fancy liberal sex clubs. According to important new Republican webzine The Daily Caller, just last month Steele “spent $1,946.25 at Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.” He dropped more than $15,000 at the Beverly Hills Hotel and Four Seasons on the same February trip to LA. UPDATE: Oh and now the RNC says it wasn’t Steele dropping two grand at the sex club, but an unnamed other GOP fat-cat. Oh really, please tell us more! Read more on Michael Steele Spends Teabaggers’ Dollars On Lesbian Sex-Show Nightclubs In West Hollywood…
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MICHAEL STEELE CONTINUES TO NEVER PLAY RACE CARD: Moo moo motherfuckers: “I don’t see stories about the internal operations of the DNC that I see about this operation. Why? Is it because Michael Steele is the chairman, or is it because a black man is chairman?” It’s because Tim Kaine is really boring. And yes, the black skin/RNC combo does make for more hilarity. [Plum Line] Read more on …
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Michael Steele May Quite Possibly Have Gone Rogue

Oh jesus christ, we think Michael Steele may have finally pushed himself into a position where firing becomes a near-future possibility, but what the hell do we know? It’s been quite a day for Steele, “the black Barack Obama.” First he canceled an ABC interview at the last minute. Reports came in that there was an “emergency meeting” he had to attend at the RNC at noon instead. The RNC later clarified that there was a meeting, but not an “emergency” meeting, so reporters should fuck off. Either way, Steele’s scheduler (Puff Daddy) appears to have done a poor job managing conflicts today — or maybe a good job, because he managed to get Michael Steele off the teevee for once. Read more on Michael Steele May Quite Possibly Have Gone Rogue…
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2010’s First ‘Michael Steele Morning’ Continues, Now He Says ‘Honest Injun’

Michael Steele and his book teevee tour, boy howdy! Here’s another quote to archive: “But that’s what’s gotten us into trouble, when we walked away from principle. Our platform is one of the best political documents that’s been written in the last 25 years. Honest Injun on that.” LEAVE BOBBY JINDAL ALONE! (Second sentence is actually funnier.) [Media Matters] Read more on 2010’s First ‘Michael Steele Morning’ Continues, Now He Says ‘Honest Injun’…
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Michael Steele Would Rather The GOP Not Get Their Hopes Up Or Whatever About 2010

So! The human race’s Michael Steele, for one, does not think the GOP will win control of the House in the 2010 elections. Steele, whose job it is to ensure that the GOP wins control of the House in the 2010 elections, told Fox News thing Sean Hannity “not this year” in response to this exact question. Reports the Hill: “Pressed on his prediction, Steele later said, ‘I don’t know yet.'” Umm… a man got to have a code (?). There are not enough seasons of the Wire to fully mock Michael Steele. [The Hill] Read more on Michael Steele Would Rather The GOP Not Get Their Hopes Up Or Whatever About 2010…
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Michael Steele Has A Lot Of Big Ideas About Harry Reid’s ’20 Seat Majority’

Aspiring children’s birthday clown Michael Steele wants to know exactly what Harry Reid’s problem is. It’s like, Reid already has his precious “20 seat majority” so why are we even still talking about any of this health care whatever? Oh no? Oh YES. Steele went on Morning Joe’s Pun & Politicks Revue on teevee this morning to prove, with arithmetic, that Harry Reid and his dumb health care amendment statute Congress bill are totes “whacked-out.” Michael Steele is one viewing of School House Rock short of being merely benign. [TPM] Read more on Michael Steele Has A Lot Of Big Ideas About Harry Reid’s ’20 Seat Majority’…