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WHAT PASSES FOR HISTORY THESE DAYS

Obama Nearly Killed By Basketball

by Ken Layne  4:00 pm November 26, 2010

America’s least favorite current president, Barack Obama, was nearly murdered in a basketball game today. He got 12 stitches! Apparently his face got in a fight with somebody’s elbow — maybe belonging to that Reggie Love character? — and next thing you know Joe Biden was about this close to nuking Alaska.