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Gun Industry: Make Sure Your Kid Gets His Gun First So He Won’t Feel Left Out
Listen, you people. We have been TRYING to have NICE TIME on the weekends. Why can’t we just have nice time? We could write some fan fic. (OK, admittedly, that’s more weird time than nice time, but you get the point.) We’d like to have some coffee, chill out, read the New York Times…and then [...]
Obama Hates Children, Deserves No Secret Service Protection
How is there not a single conspiracy theory about the White House petitions website? It seems pretty obvious — you have to put in your information to sign, obviously, and they say it’s going onto a fancy direct-democracy petition thing, but in fact it is going into a government database developed especially to keep track [...]
Schools To Get Blowed Up By Terrorists, Says Man Who Really Really Wants To Carry Gun At Schools
Matt Davis is a renaissance man. He’s a former GOP spokesman, a columnist, and a fan of armed insurrection. He also sounds like a raving paranoid. It is against the law to carry concealed weapons at schools, but Matt Davis cares not for these burdensome rules that deny him the right to protect his children [...]
Sad Bachmannite Party Clown Bradlee Dean Invites Children To Commit Arson, For Freedom
Wonkette fan favorite Bradlee Dean is back at it with his tireless campaign to save the youths. Why do we need Michele Bachmann BFF Bradlee Dean more than ever? Because freedom needs brush fires, duh: Need for the Program: It is ever more urgent to use the internet to get our message out, since this [...]
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