If this works, you are watching LIVE sexytime video from the famous Wonkette ‘09 Inaugural Party, hooray! UPDATE: Nobody ever turned on the Web-Cam, sorry. Put your camera-phone links and general hijinx in the comments!

We just went to the CNN Pipeline video thing to maybe catch a few minutes of the President’s speech to the Small Business Administration, but, uh, they seemed to have preempted it in favor of this:

Yeah, MilesCam. From Miles O’Brien’s office webcam. We’re assuming Miles O’Brien’s office is in one of CNN’s headquarters, so you might think they’d have, like, real cameras, but that wouldn’t be as plugged in as a webcam. Yes, CNN Pipeline: Catchin’ up with 1996! MORE »