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Wingnuts Ambush John McCain Demanding He Retract ‘Hobbits’ Insult

Roving gangs of unruly Arizona Teatards showed up to a John McCain town hall meeting to do the usual: holler and gnash their teeth and complain about the price of scooter fuel and double deep fried Oreos. Not news! But the butthurt contingent of lunatics also demanded that WALNUTS apologize for that one recent time he called them “hobbits,” which is laffable because we are called worse things than this on most days and still find that funny. That is probably what makes us “librul,” come to think of it. Anyway, sorry, WALNUTS, your constituent ranks are swollen with humorless racist conspiracy-theorist doofuses. Try running for Harry Reid’s seat next time, we hear showgirls and chippendale dancers still mysteriously prefer bland white olds to maniac Tea Party screamers, and the election night party is probably better. Read more on Wingnuts Ambush John McCain Demanding He Retract ‘Hobbits’ Insult…