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Ben Shapiro Rides To Rescue Of Donald Trump, Whose Wife Is Waiting For Him To Die

We guess Ben Shapiro has already run out of 20-year-old exposes about Al Sharpton and op-eds from George Zimmerman’s brother explaining how all black people are racist. Already, within three weeks of launching “TruthRevolt,” which is supposed to a Media Matters for the right except for the part where Media Matters doesn’t lie and stuff, the former boy king of Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Internet Home for Poo-Mouthed Infants is struggling for content. Either that, or he really loves living up in Donald Trump’s warm, cozy rectum. Why, it’s just like home! Why does Donald Trump need a big strong hero like Ben Shapiro today? You guys are not going to believe this, but somebody said something mean about Donald Trump — i.e., “a fact” — on the Twitter! Oh, four days ago? JUSTICE DELAYED IS JUSTICE DENIED! Read more on Ben Shapiro Rides To Rescue Of Donald Trump, Whose Wife Is Waiting For Him To Die…
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DC To Take Rare Evening To Honor Unsung Heroes

Have you heard?! Some pretty important folks in Washington, DC, will take a rare evening off from schmoozing each other and holding up the bar with the Ol’ Wet One, John Boehner, and instead will spend their time looking over each other’s shoulders to try and spot “Hollywood” people like Lindsay Lohan and the scary mob mom battleax from Real Housewives of New Jersey! This is an event those “in the know!” call the White House Club of America Gala and everyone loves it forever! It doesn’t often make any news as such per se and so forth, except for a little bit last year we guess maybe when it turned out President Smoove could take a chunk out of Donald Trump and Osama Bin Laden at the exact same time! Donald Trump was SO MAD you guys! And Osama Bin Laden was SO DEAD! Read more on DC To Take Rare Evening To Honor Unsung Heroes…