• May 28, 2012

pt ‘we begin bombing in five minutes’

'WE BEGIN BOMBING IN FIVE MINUTES'

FEMA/Homeland Security Making New Presidential Emergency Announcements

by Ken Layne  11:52 am February 8, 2011

Hooray, the good people at FEMA and Homeland Security have recorded a bunch of terrible doom announcements by Barack Obama, for when we have an Egyptian-style revolt. Luckily, these will never be used, because the only thing “Egyptian-style” Americans might like is, maybe, a new kind of “Egyptian-style Anusburger Lover’s Super Bowl Special” from Dominoes, [...]