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Tag: pt ‘we begin bombing in five minutes’

FEMA/Homeland Security Making New Presidential Emergency Announcements

Hooray, the good people at FEMA and Homeland Security have recorded a bunch of terrible doom announcements by Barack Obama, for when we have an Egyptian-style revolt. Luckily, these will never be used, because the only thing "Egyptian-style" Americans...